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Felling Wedges: Notch Your Way to a Perfect Drop, Forest-Friendly and Robust

Right then, fancy a bit of a… well, let's just say this is a right proper knick-knack. A whatchamacallit. A thingamajigger. Look, I haven’t the foggiest what you’d *actually* use it for, but that’s precisely the point, innit? It’s got a certain… je ne sais quoi. A bit of charm. A touch of the unexpected. It could be a paperweight, a conversation starter, a miniature existential crisis, or maybe just a really, really cool ornament. It's got a presence, see? Makes you think. Makes you ponder. Makes you… want it. So, go on, treat yourself. You deserve a bit of the peculiar. You deserve… this.