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Petzl Chicanes: Secure Braking – Lightweight & Reliable for Climbers
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PETZL Comfort: Absorbent Foam Magic for Your Climb
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Petzl Fixe Micropulley: The Compact & Reliable Vertical Lifting Solution.
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