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Slice & Slide: The Versatile Utility Knife for Effortless Precision Cuts.
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Milwaukee's Lineman's Beast: High-Leverage Box Wrench, Ratcheting Power, Unleash the Grip!
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M18 Grease Gun Kit: Get the job done fast. No wires, just pure power. A proper bit of kit for any mechanic.
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